Why did have to be a spoon God? Why couldn't you have made me to be a dish?
Alas! You are all thinking, 'WHY is she a spoon?' and 'WHY oh WHY does she want to be a dish?
Well, my friends, the reason is that I whacked and innocent boy around the head with a plate, zat is why.... [/spoon]
It was just in Drama, I am supposed to slap him (Matt), and I sed.. 'Why don't I do it with a plate?' (of course he was supposed to grab my hand before I made any physical contact with him...
Anyway, hence the title....whilst he was wriggeling in pain, with a burnt ear and red raw face, all i could do, of course, was Laugh my head off. I managed to splutter out a slured, 'smmpy...' whilst pissing myself (not literally, may I add...).
He kept saying,'FORGET THE PLATE!!! FORGET THE GOD, DAMNED PLATE!!', and even though I liked the idea of using a plate for unnecessary physical contact, I had to agree.....damn....
Oh, for your information, the plate was PLASTIC...not pot. *sees tension fall off peoples faces*
I do feel kinda mean though ....*sniggers*.............
Any way, he deserved it a little bit...he didn't learn his lines so I had to sellotape his lines to the friggin' table... You have no idea how stupid it looks...me talking to him, he talking to the table... *dies of embarrasment*