The Humping Dog - 2003-12-14

If anybody goes shopping soon (which, seen as though it's near Christmas, you all will), I recommend nipping into 'The Gadget Shop' to see the miracously named, 'Humping Dog'. Basically, it's just a normal toy dog, apart from when you put him up against something and press it's ear (Yes. where else?) it begins....to rock... Anyway, me, my Mum and my Dad were having bladder related incidents in our panties, while people went past with disgusted looks on their smug faces....(They were probably stealing something, 'cos there is no way in hell you couldn't have found this funny) Anyway, the funniest part was when little kids were like, 'Er MUM?! What's it doing?' and their mums were like, 'Err...er, TIME TO GO CHILDREN!' (That just made me laugh even more, hence me having to play it again and again and again...)

My Mum and Dad have no sense of creativity at all. They have bought my Uncle Michael some thermal socks and a thermal hat..... (Don't get too excited...) I just felt like saying, 'Woohooo!!! Well then? Why stop there? Why not go all the way and but him some thermal Y-fronts while your at it?' And so what if he's in Russia and it's far into the minus degree section on the tempurature scale.....that's besides the point. I suggested buying the Humping Dog, but that went down the pan, when we realised it most probably wouldn't get through customs....Or someone would steal it because it's so cool...

YES!!!! Saddam 'The wanker' Hussain has finally been caught! I really don't know much about this whole Iraq jobby madoodle, but I just hope that they burn him, cut him into little bits then burn his remains......wank

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Why is is that every time I think I am getting somewhere with this HTML learning....I'm NOT?!!! *is very stressed*

Seeya...

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