It's finally happened people...the motherfucker has been removed from my leg!
Motherfucker = Pot... *lord knows why I kept it for a souvenir...*
My leg looks fine.
Fine = disustingly disgusting.
I swear I have never seen anything as rank in my life.
It is a s thin as a bean pole; my knee is as flat as a pancake; it looks like it is snowing on my sock from all the dead skin that is falling off my leg, (well, at least somebody gets a white Christmas...); It is so hairy that I could pass into the Gorilla species and it won't bend.
My friggin' knee won't bend...and that's what knees are supposed to do, right? (It's been so long, I don't remember...)
It's so bruised and sore and I just keep crying 'cos it is sooo aggravating...I never thought I'd hear myself say this, btu I wish my pot was back on....(No! NO! no!! get that stupid though out of your head Laura!) **gets stupid thought out of her head** Ahhhhhh........
Anyway....I'm gonna do a countdown...:D:
6days till ROTK is out!
13 days till Xmas eve!!
20 days till the New Year!
8 days till NO MORE SCHOOL!
Oh, one more thing. It really pisses me off when people are so 'bah hunbuggish' when Xmas time is so near... All my Grandad could say today is, 'AAAhhh well, in 2 weeks it'll be as far away as ever..' Which made me feel depressed to the limit....like a spoon....(man I love that word!)
Toodledoodledoo! **Gags on a .... SPOON!**