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pump.... - 2003-12-27

What is it with guys and farting? It's ridiculous, that's what... Yes, I know, I know it's a perfectley normal bodily function, but then why do people *cough*especiallymen*cough* have to use it as a source of entertainment? I swear, I was nearly gassed out last night, from the farting competition my dad and my Brother were having. And yes, It was rather eggy....*is sick* Oh, and it is not acceptable when done at the dinner table...(Yes Dad, I am looking at you...*points*)

Went shopping to leeds today...it was bloody packed. What did I buy? I hear you ask. Well...

Battery charger kit (Complete with rechargable batteries...ooer...)

Eye liner, which I managed to poke myself in the eye with on the way back to Halifax...I really shouldn't have tried to put it on on a moving train *rolls eyes*

Er, a Burger King...(Chicken Royale meal with Fanta, to be precise)

OOoohh! And for some generous reason my mate bought me a book (Thankyou Caz!) titled, 'The little book of Pumping' (Pumping = Farting) It is actually quite hilamarious..bwahaaaa..

Ooohh!! I have some cute and funny pictures to show y'all......@@@, %%%, +++....and these are just darn cute...I present to you,

The 3 B's:

Boydy

Beany

and

Bloomy

You can also see another area of Bloomy here

*drools*

These are all from Nixxie's site, which I hugely recommend!