WEll, I have had such a fun 2 days peeps.
Sleeping, screaming, eating, trying to walk but FAILING, and again, sleeping.
yes, I have managed to break my leg....
YES, it was painful.
YES, I screamed.
YES...I'm suprised I didn't scream the school down....
Meh...
It was Oh so dramatic Apparentley there was loads of kids scrambling at the door to get in, poor stupid ambulance men had to scramble through it all ( before deciding the safer option of going around the back.....bleugh).
You are probably thinking...Why are the ambulance men stupid? Well, i'll tell you the whole story.....
(Get comfy...) lol....here goes....
I was in Gymnastics, determined to do a straddle jump over the horse box. (I had done it once, just wanted to do it again...) and Miss Bicknell, said,
'Come on lets put everything away now..'
I said, 'NOOOO!!! Let me have one more go!'
She said yes...man I feel like an idiot...
I didnt jump high enough, caught my right leg on the box, carried on going over, left leg got caught, right leg, 'SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP....' I landed on my face.
ME=AARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT FUCK DAMN *Girly scream* AHHHHHH!!!!!!'
Yes, it hurt, (i.e. A LOT)
Miss Bicknell calmed me down, and Leanne and Becka Morton rushed for the ambulance. Everyone was so nice. But I think everyone was expecting me to get up and laugh, cos thats what everyone else did after they caught there legs, but i just happened to break it..........
Hannah ran over and comforted me (bless her), and Matron came and put and ice pack in it (which, in the slightest, REALLY didnt help) then everyone went, Hannah got changed the quickest in the world, as did Leanne and they came back and comforted me, along with Levi, Zoe, Miss watson, Emily, Miss Bicknell, Miss Martin, Miss Roddis, Mr Webster. They teachers were just gawping at me...probably scared of getting sued, mwahahah!!!
Mrs watson said what a caos i was causing (thanks..) but she was joking. Then the Ambulance Men (AM) came and said that there was every child in the school out there apart from me...
Then they gave me gas, which should have taken away the pain, but really didnt. It kinda knocked me out into the trance while they straightned me leg (cos it was bent, after id wriggled about on the mat A LOT after 'the accident') anyway, this is where the STUPID AM men come in. I was screaming when they were straughtening my leg to put it in a splint and they were saying that it wasnt them moving my leg, it was ME!! and it wasnt!! Grrrr!!!
Anywhos, they did that, and when the gas was wearing off it was weird cos i was blank, evrything was blurry and everyones voices seemed very distance. and I think I had squeezed Levi and leannes hands off :S oops! Hannah was soo sweet! She was stroking my head and was like telling matron to get me an ice pack for my head cos i was boiling and to get me a blanket cos i was shaking, but it was just from the shock.
They strapped me up and tucked my arms in, which was bad, cos when we got outside i couldnt cover my face up and EVERYONE was staring at me.....:S bwaahahaha.
I wanted Hannah to come to the hospital with me, but she wasnt allowed, and I was pissed off but i was too knocked out by the gas at the time to argue back and i knew there was no way she'd be allowed in a million years cos of skool rules and insurance and and all that, i wish I had have argued back now though........ I feel mean!
When i got to the hospital, my mum and dad were there and my mum kept laughing (thanks....). Then my knee kept twitching and goin into a spasm and sticking there, so they give me some morphine (ace stuff, but the after affects are crap) but it wasnt strong enough cos in the x ray room it kept going into even more of a spasm. Then when the porter took me back to my room, he banged my foot into the wall (not good). Turns out it was a guy that my dad sacked from work, probs did it on purpose ... wanker .... *sticks middle finger up at random place in room*
They then gave me a stronger dose of morphine which at first I refused cos they were gonna stick a needle straight in my hand without numbing cream, I made such a fuss and i didnt even feel a tiny little thing when they actually did it...(Me = a moron} They gave me a higher dose of morphine and i could feel it going all round my body and then I went, high, sick, dizzy, hallucinated, then I went relaxed and was mumbling on about random subjects, which feels like your in heaven....what?? dont ask.....
Then they told me I had broken the top bit of the big bone in my lower leg (they used lots of BIG words, I was like, WTF?)
They took me up to the physio room to try and get me to use my crutchers, but the morphine was wearing off and i kept passing out and i went all blurry (I was probs just blinded by the bright yellow greeney glow of my pot.)I opted for yellow cos i thought it would be that fashionable color, but it wasn't.... went home, blagahagahha, now i am stuck here on my comp at erm 2 in the morning.....tired, aching, in pain, graffiti on my pot(thankyou, big broverness) and I have to have this pot of tomoz and have another x ray cos my knee was swollen and bent last time...it really was the shape of a balloon........ and then i get the pleasure of wearing that for 4 weeks which means: No dancing till after xmas, no school for a bit *beleive it or not...I WANNA GO BACK!!!!!*, No shopping.....blaaaggghh!!! and no climbing the stairs until i learn how to do it with out breaking my neck.
Im REALLY sorry if u passed out from the graphic description of my pain...in which case you probs wont have read it...bllaaaggghhhh...woteva...
x Laura 'clumsy' Noble x