Mmmmmm, because of recent events, I have officially named today, Saturday 1st November, 'Scooter day'. It is a day where we will act like loons on loon tablets and smash our cock-sixes to pieces *cough* Thankyou Lauretta *cough*
Mmmm, well thats literally all that happened to day, so I think i'll tell you what happened on Monday 27th October... *cough* Oh dear God *cough*
Well, Me, Naomi and Amy arrived early at my friend Caroline's house, where she, Carrie and Fran were cooking a meal...more on that later.
When the meal was ready and Retta finally arrived (gawd..tutut!) I acted my clean and polite self by spilling some dark red fruit juice down my..boob, of all the places it landed on my fucking tit!
Then, Caroline managed to burn the Yorkshire puddings, they came out of the oven feeling like crumbling stone...
Then later, after the wonderful meal, the 'Yorkshire Pudding (YP) throwing Championships, 2003, took place.
The contest was started by the wonderful Ret Ret Holly. She attached the YP's to the edges of the washing line and spun it round really fast..meh...and so it began....
We all took it in turns to lob the yorkshire puddings over the balcony....it was all going soooo well until me and Naomi decided to throw them at cars.....*Bang!* *screeeech!* *AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!*
We ran inside, crapping ourselves along the way.......Oh the wonderful detail of it all.
The we played, Saucy charades... (oeerr!)
Everyone is gonna kill me for putting these up on here, but they'll get over it...I hope...meep. ..:
OKaaaayyyy, turnes out they wouldnt get over it...weirdos....*zzzz*
mmmmm, I can't be arsed to explain it fully, but ill tell you that the charades game involve one sticking ones finger up ones arse (me) cough, Not literally, may I just add... and a little someone making a lot of sound affects *cough*ret*cough*
Going for a Curry now, c ya...