I got up at 12 o clock, had to wait 3 hours for my mum to wash my hair (yeah, i know it sounds perposterous, seen as though i'm 14 years old, but I had an operation on my ear and am not allowed to get it wet, so I have to hold an egg cup over my ear whilst my mum washes me hair! Oh the joy . . . )
then I got changed . . . whoopee doo!
I was supposed to catch up with my homework, but never did.
I was supposed to clean the living room, but never did.
I was supposed to wash my mums car . . . but I never bloody did.
Now, i'm going to a shoe party with my mum and I can't wait!! The smell of old ladys sweaty feet makes me so happy!! (please note the sarcasm in my voice there . . . )
Mmmmm, well, as I see your reeling with jealousy over my wonderful day, I'll go clean the dog shit off the carpet ( Pets and fireworks DON'T match . . . )
Bi . . .